to rape the barn 

to torch your own property in order to obtain insurance money

according to what I heard, to rape the barn is an easy way to make money in Putin's Russia

to rape the barn by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

dang dog in a barn 

Enhancement of the word dang

Awww. Dang dog in a barn.

dang dog in a barn by Joey Vaughn June 13, 2017

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn 

It's where a younger man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's lactating tits and it is mixed together to breastfeed an older man

Lance cum all over Pat's lactating tits mixing it into a Cheesy batter and feeding to Keith by allowing him to suck on her nasty pancake tits calling it Grandpa's cheesy Barn

Grandpa's Cheesy Barn by Poker Face 112 September 17, 2017

Crack the barn 

When one goes to bed with the intention of beating their meat.

See you guys later! I'm boutta crack the barn for the night

Crack the barn by Shwarfingstyle March 5, 2019

Broad Side of a Barn 

Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.

Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.

Broad Side of a Barn by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2021

hays in the barn 

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.

After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.

hays in the barn by Marcus Student Section September 9, 2021

North Shore Barn Owl 

When a man inserts a hollow tube/roller into the anus of a construction work and from the end shouts hoot hoot in the style of an owl.

Hank was feeling squirrely and asked brad for a North Shore barn owl during break

North Shore Barn Owl by riley1989 November 7, 2021