Ban

Did you really think that typing in the last 3 letters of Urban was gonna do something? Can’t blame ya, I did the same thing.

...there’s nothing to be said here, your not gonna use that information anymore. Now go my child, be free!... fine
You: ban
Friend: ?
Is this what you wanted?

by Hongolomngonolongongous October 29, 2020

ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012

getting banned on urban dictionary

an act that i will perform (they will do it)

i need to put getting banned on urban dictionary here to submit the post

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Social Media Ban

Brilliant idea! I didn't use social media for the first 27 years of my life and LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT! I'M THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!

Hym "Yeah that social media ban for kids under 18 is brilliant because in like 13 years we'll have a generation full of adults who spent their childhood gestating in a solipsistic cocoon. It'll be fun to see what types of new horror they unleash upon the world... You'll have yourself an army of ME running around. Love it. Love the sound of that."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

boo ban

Any type of controlling the audience so that they can't make noises of disapproval.
Such as where there's a laugh track on the TV to keep you emotionally engaged so that you can't disapprove or on the Internet where the actual platform can kick you off or penalize you for thinking independently thereby killing you're tendency to criticize platform-friendly thoughts.

I went to the T.V. and I simply couldn't express by anger at the bad content and then went to discuss it online but my language was apparently to much even though I didn't use bad words, apparently it's just a boo ban everywhere.

by A bugs's eyes April 3, 2023

ur-ban

one who gets ban from a game by a white kid

ur-ban kid

by rizzega January 20, 2023

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023