Backwards Beekeeper

A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.

Man, that Professor Shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!

by The Backwards Beekeeper September 25, 2010

Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus

Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.

by Candice Reema September 24, 2022

Backwards fruit basket

When your girlfriend tucks the strap-on between her legs & fucks your mouth.

My girl didn't enjoy my Buffalo Bill fruit basket position, she got her revenge with the backwards fruit basket.

by Cyprian Rose November 14, 2020

backwards bobby boy

word for someone who reads the dang books backwards!!!! reads them the wrong way!! back to front!

"that eustace is a god darn backwards bobby boy! Fuck!"

by Bogish September 16, 2020

Backwards Thumbs Up

To show your approval for a girl by jamming your thumb up her ass.

Trump: "Yes, it's true - a grabbed her by the pussy!"

Guy talking to Trump: "That's it? You mean you also didn't give her a Backwards Thumbs Up? I'm...disappointed!"

by joe995 October 5, 2024

Backwards Pig Tail

A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.

"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"

by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009

backwards umbrella

When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards

Well, there goes your backwards umbrella

by Dangitbobboe April 22, 2019