Backdoor Garret

Rubbing anal lube on one's face to stimulate beard follicle growth.

I can't believe we convinced him to give himself a Backdoor Garrett.

by Tree Slut September 7, 2021

Backdoor Johnson'ed

A person who unexpectedly leaves an event in a unannounced manner ... usually with illegal or immoral intent ... exiting a backdoor.

" We were having a great time until she "backdoor johnson'ed" me."

by TrueStory2-13 April 2, 2012

backdoor stretcher

A Gurthy Cock

She came to my house looking for a backdoor stretcher

by The Vagician 315 December 17, 2014

Backdoor Paintbrush

When you take a shit, it hits the toilet bowl and falls forward painting the back of your nutsack.

Lil Aiden was taking a shit in his old baby toilet hot Cheeto edition because his moms was streaming her only fans in the bathroom, when because of the no water in the toilet he took a grumper that hit the bottom of the toilet bowl and fell forward painting the back of his nutsack. Therefore a backdoor paintbrush

by Brohan795 March 2, 2022

backdoor bandit

african american league of legends player who backdoors all game, usually referred to as backdoor bandit Pente

Backdoor bandit Pente is at it again.

by dalilfucker January 29, 2024

mega backdoor roth

In the same evening, if you make two deposits during anal sex.

I thought I was done for the night, but after my refractory period, I was able to finish off the evening with a mega backdoor roth

by weekend_at_waldos January 26, 2021

backdoor buzzin

Inserting a high strength nicotine pouch (none of that pussy American shit) into one's butthole.

The upper decky lip pillows just weren't cutting it anymore, I had to resort to some backdoor buzzin.

by DafnosESC January 11, 2025