bass-sexual

a guy or girl who plays the 5-string bass and cant make up their mind whether or not they want 4 or 6 strings. so theyre half bassist half guitarist, hence the bass-sexual

Wardle: Dude that guy owns on bass!

Alice: Nahh, he aint a bassist. Hes a bass-sexual.

Erm, the guitarist lost one of his strings. And one of his tuning keys as well by the looks of it.

by BassChick August 11, 2009

Bass Camp

A week spent as SPU sumo wrestling, gambling, excelent food, and sometimes playing the upright bass. It usually happens the same week as cheer camp, ballet camp, or high school nurse in training camp.

I went to bass camp and it changed my life

by ChuckDC August 3, 2008

Bass Eye

"Bass Eye" a format of human eyes where one or both eye/s are lookin to the side slightly as thou not looking at you but thru you. Not to be confused with a lazy eye, bass eye is only a minor deviation of the eye.

Looks as thou eyes are opposite of cross-eyed.

"Woh man, did you see the bass eyes on that chick, yikes!"

"Aw, I was talking with this person and couldn't stop looking at their bass eyes, freaked me out!"

by NorthernFirepower September 3, 2009

Bass Music

A type of dancable rap music from Florida popularized by the Two Live Crew and Luke in the late 80's. Deep LOW Beats by the 808 drum machine, high energy rhythms and a upbeat sunny/party/fun and SEXY attitude marks this kind of music. Miami was the first state to put high-watt stereo systems in cars, trucks and SUV's - Bass Music's influnce can still be felt (REALLY) on streets everywhere.

by ? April 8, 2003

Bass Chaser

When you leave a pint/drink next to a speaker at a gig/club & the bass make your drink travel across the surface until it spills all over the floor!

"Dude where's my pint?"
"Sorry mate, you just had a bass chaser."

by JamieG_84 October 17, 2009

Bass Guitar

A four string guitar tuned EADG. Properly played using one's index and middle finger to "pick"(the thumb can also be used the strum), improperly played by dumbass guitarists who use a pick and think they can play bass.
Other playing types include slapping, in which the bassist hits the string with the side of his thumb, and plucking in which the bassist hooks his or her finger underneath the string an pulls.

I play bass guitar.

Les Claypool of Primus is a great bassist.

Cliff Burton is a good bassist.

Krist Novoselic is a terrible bassist.

by Marc July 21, 2008

Bass assassin

One who drinks large quantities of Bass ale in a short period of time.

Jamie drank six bottles of Bass, and the night's barely begun, that dude's a Bass assassin!

by the pope June 8, 2004