atomic ass gas

the worst smelling fart know to man that burns your ass hole

I no longer have any nose hairs left due to your atomic ass gas.

by itsme1978 October 21, 2013

Atomic Pinch

Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.

Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.

by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014

atomic hersheys

Going to the bathroom to shit but find out it comes out in little droplets at a high rate

Man my dad had the atomic hersheys at dinner yesterday

by Infinideer November 5, 2015

Atomic log

Part solid and part diarrhea defecation

After encelada nlght I had to bust an atomic log

by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016

Atomic Banana

A man or woman who has aggressive humor

Todd turns into a real atomic banana when he tries to be funny.

by 209 Words of the Moment August 19, 2017

Atomic Jerk

When you beat your dick with hot sauce.

"I can't find my lube, so I guess I'm going to have to atomic jerk."

by SoupyTravis January 24, 2018

Atomic Kamehameha

When fisting takes an unexpected turn, usually for the worse.

"Hey, I haven't seen you with Jeannie for a hot minute, what happened?"

"Everything was fine, until I got overzealous and performed an Atomic Kamehameha."

"F's in the chat."

"I miss the kids."

by Hippofartamus August 17, 2019