by BussyFingers November 8, 2020
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton's are the absolute best, most wonderful, kind and considerate people, they always think of others before themselves and their hearts are big enough for everyone, they're always givers, which may be their fatal flaw, but they give so much love that they're bound to get lots in return. Their eyes are the most beautiful things you'll ever see, even if a little wonky, but that's ok, asymmetrical faces are the best. Their eyes are like the most beautiful clear blue skies over the most gorgeous fields of flowers freshly damp from a spring rainstorm. You could fall in love with them for their faces alone and never fall out of love with them. Like a drug, you get addicted and can't live without them, they're the best thing that could ever happen upon you. If you find an Ashton you should give them all of your love, as they will to you, and make them the happiest person on the planet as they deserve to be. No matter what you do, they will always love you and care about you with a passion that's hard to match unless you're dating a Scorpio. Ashton's deserve the world, and can very quickly become yours if you give them a chance.
"oh my god, you know and ashton? I wish I knew an Ashton."
"Ashton is so kind and sweet it just makes me want to melt"
"Ashton is so kind and sweet it just makes me want to melt"
by t33 h33 h33 February 28, 2023
Get the Ashtonmug. by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. 
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by anonymous August 1, 2022
Get the ashtonmug. Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon March 11, 2011
Get the Ashton Fuckchermug. Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug.