nice bald lady

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.

Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.

by ch3ssmasteer August 29, 2009

Bald Albino Lesbian

An Abino woman who happens to have sexual preference towards women ad who also happens to be bald either and most likely through having her head shaved.

Person A: OMG, did you see the bald albino lesbian?

Person B: No, dude I dont think there is such a person.

Person A: Why?

Person B: Coz you cant get a relevant google search!

by qazmnbvcxz June 20, 2010

bald faced lie

The idea is that that liar doesn't even have facial hair to hide his facial expression, and thus the lie is easily recognized -- and yet is told anyway.

Note: the expression is not bold face lie.

Saturday Night Live has had two characters that specialize in bald faced lies, Jon Lovitz's The Pathological Liar (e.g. "Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that's it.") and Kristen Wiig's Penelope the Compulsive Liar (e.g. "Mine when through the roof too, they were just really high, they went around the roof and through the roof, so high that they were all over the roof. They were higher than yours."

by ceolaf2 January 14, 2009

Bald Pink Taco

Vagina

Lemme put my meat in your bald pink taco.

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW October 25, 2002

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Faggy Bald Fuck

Noun; a person who gives too much self importance to a specific geographic location.

Some traits include over posting on social media, trying to draw sympathy from others, and just being a general nuisance to the public.

Man he posted on the town group chat 15 times what a faggy bald fuck.

by Kpete21 November 1, 2021

your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019