Amish Zaver

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A person of high cholesterol levels, which results in a high population of germ spots on the face. Caused by excessive eating (munching). This is very popular in the London-Wembley area. This can not be treated, once you have it, thats it.
U may start getting large spots all over your face/bottom/and genital areas. This is more severe for females. For More information please visit www.im-a-fat-crack-whore.co.uk

Fash: Fukinel man, ur bitch looks like amish.
Manan: shut up man, thats my mum.

by Timbaland November 3, 2003

amish

in reference to someone's attitude/character. someone is considered amish if they are cheap or always looking for a bargin. (usually known and used in areas where amish are close by because one better understands their stereotypical temperament).

man 1: "that item is not for sale, but for the right price, i will consider it"
man 2: "you're so amish"

by ash ness October 10, 2008

Amish Fishmonger

One who loves fish and everything about fish. He loves to sell fish from the back of his pickup truck. He has a wife that is his sex/food slave and is always concieving babies. He is often confused and insecure when it comes to Socializing with humans or decisions on a day to day basis.
Also loves his pooch and is always seen riding with pooch in front seat of truck. When wife is not around the pooch makes a good sex slave as well.

"Wow, that amish fishmonger ditched us again."

by Jamall Bearkly October 3, 2006

amish robot

1) A wooden robot
2) A 15 year old who lives in New York named Fredrick
3) A horrible Counter-Strike player named Fredrick

"Hey mom! Look at that amish robot!"

by My Little Pwnee July 30, 2008

Amish Hayfield

When a girl named Jordan takes it the rear, involves lots of peanut butter and fetal pigs.

Dude, i gave this girl named Jordan an Amish Hayfield yesterday, i wiped peanut butter all over a fetal pig and shoved it up her rear

by Chodletin May 27, 2009

amish minute

when they say a minute an it takes thirty minutes

damn he said he would be here in a minute more like an amish minute(like30)

by jkram72 August 17, 2012

Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.

"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."

by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012