Afterbum

When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)

Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...

by Elcibieties September 15, 2010

After Whistle All-Star

Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.

As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.

by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

Aftermess

Someone who doesn't know when to stop partying.

Look at the cute Asian guy dancing alone on the dance floor. He is a total Aftermess.

by DRMinCali November 29, 2010

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

after cuddle

The after cuddle is the snuggling session preformed after sexual interactions.

That after cuddle really sealed the deal.

Do you wanna cuddle?
-only if it's an after cuddle ;)

by After cuddler April 9, 2016

After-gasm

Shocks of orgasm women get after sex, like the aftershock of an earthquake

Guy: "Are you okay? You're shaking!"
Girl: "I'm okay! Just some after-gasms!"

by Steinbrecher May 17, 2016

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020