Creighton Abrams

This man was a general during Vietnam. He is also named after the M1A2 Abrams Tank (it's kind of obvious bitch). When he came home from the war he was met with a crazy offer. He would trade booty for money and no he was not a proustite. He got a pretty good offer from the Thug Hunters (I think you should look them up), now if you know thug hunters, it's that they prefer black thugs. Mr. Abrams isn't a thug, but what I think they found particularly interesting is his battle hardened penis. He divorced his wife if you could tell after he became a gay pornstar.

Dude, I saw this one porno, with General Creighton Abrams, he was getting buttfucked, and then he started splooging everywhere

by Kanye_supporter5 December 29, 2023

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To acremwian

Care’s weird ahh version of “to scream”.

NO WAY! NEW JJGGRT VAT7K VID??! I’M ACREMWIAN!!
F talking, I want to acremwian. 😈😈

by MillySills February 9, 2024

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M1A2 Abrams

FREEEEEEDOOOOM

Yeah I ordered my M1A2 Abrams earlier. Those russians would be blown away!!!

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You know that George came in his M1A2 Abrams and a Ka-52 And set fire and destroyed the Word Orphanage?

by pacybary July 8, 2024

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holy acrimony

Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.

Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?

By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.

You may now diss the bride. Amen.

by bitchuck September 8, 2024

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