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Bacon Addict

One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.
"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)
by Ivan Bacon December 28, 2010
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crack addict

When someone craves pussy so bad they will go very far out of their way to find it and either pay for it,(such as a person who frequents massage parlors or escorts) or sleep with the first thing that comes along no matter how awful or ugly the woman is.
"I thought Bill wouldn't go back to that massage parlor but he can't help it, he's a crack addict."
by Phil Acrackin November 16, 2007
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Urban Addict

One who expends an inordinate amount of time and effort inventing words, sayings and expressions (and subsequently their definitions) in a vain, feeble and pointless attempt to contribute to modern culture, have that contribution published on Urban Dictionary for all to see (including acquaintances who are totally disinterested and unimpressed: see below), and to be seen as 'individual'.

Urban Addicts are the internet equivalent of the kid at school who is normal and not particularly popular, yet thinks that by wearing a leather jacket/not shaving his bum fluff/dying her hair and by attempting to speak in a vernacular slightly removed from the local norm that he/she is a bit of an independent rebel (even though nobody - not even the powers that be - cares enough to notice or do anything about it).

You know who you are, Urban Dictionary trolls. Quit it.
I see another Urban Addict has arbitrarily invented yet another word or saying that not one other person in the entire history of the Anglophonic world has ever used.
by Jay K April 17, 2006
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semen addict

.see ChadKroeger.

someone who craves the male seed. will cheat, lie and steal to get it.
may morph into Jesus or a wet lion to trick men into ejaculating on his face or into his anal cavity (which has been used to excess and now resembles an abyss more than a cavity).
may also be used to describe bands known only as Nickelback.
Chad Kroeger "excuse me sir, might i trouble to ask you for a drop of your semen on my nipples?"
Keith Richards "god damn Kroeger you fucking gay Canadian you really are a semen addict aren't you??"
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Love Addict

A 'love addict' is someone who is addicted to God's love.
A Christian song by the band, Family Force 5.
"I'm just a love addict."
by kimixluvaddict May 5, 2009
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Rape Addict

Thomas Walker, from Austin College, heavily addicted to rape and enjoys it on a daily basis
James Walker got raped by Thomas Walker the Rape Addict
by Thomas and James February 26, 2009
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Fortnite Addict

A kid that has fortnite as his only game, is over-entitled and also is the most toxic thing you will see. They will also throw a tantrum if you say anything bad about the game that they worship like a god. (Mostly 7-16 years old, will flex their “wins” and “build skills”)
Oh my god, little Timmy is SUCH a Fortnite addict,
I know right? He has it as is only game!
by Bilo.exe July 22, 2020
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