splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

Cornish Split

A sex act, only performed between cousins or close relatives

Oo ah my lover, fancy a Cornish Split?

by Dicktionary Corner December 31, 2020

saratoga split

Nandor the Relentless's half-up-half-down hairstyle

Nandor: How does Guillermo do my hair on formal occasions?

Guillermo: Half up, half down.

N: Also known as...?

G: Half down, half up?

N: Ah, so close. I was looking for "Saratoga split."

by the-beard-of-edward-teach September 2, 2023

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

Lickety split

Vagina

“I’m so turned on right now. My lickety split is soaking wet.”

“If you don’t wear a condom, you’re not getting anywhere near my lickety split.”

by Kimcheevonfalk November 30, 2022

Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 27, 2013

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 7, 2011