Lance

This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.

Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!

by LuluElla April 24, 2019

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Lance

An idiot

"Youre such a Lance"

by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Lance

The weirdest of weirdos.

"Did you see that lance was in the dumpster"

by bigtrey12345 February 1, 2022

Lance

the shyest person i've ever known, but lights up a room with his smile. he's so talented and he doesn't even know it.

hi lance

hmu if you see this after Oliver sent u a screenshot

by urfavceci October 17, 2023