Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021
Get the Jerry’s Housemug. The Jerry Nicklin is a 15 year old Jewish redhead from Kellys stomach.. he is a white privileged kid who tried to get with GreenMonster2727 and she massive warned and denied him.
The Jerry Nicklin tried to get with GreenMonster2727 by trying to seduce her with kid cudi music and she massive warned and declined him..
SnehP Got Her Instead.. fyi I Love Kelly <3
SnehP Got Her Instead.. fyi I Love Kelly <3
by FMKKelly69 December 4, 2019
Get the The Jerry Nicklinmug. Place ten bowling pens down on a hardwood floor. Have your girl lay down on her back in front of the bowling pins. Place your two middle fingers inside her vagina while placing your thumb in her asshole as if holding a bowling bowl. Slide her into the bowling pins while making her cum with your fingers. Bowling shoes optional.
"I noticed my new girlfriend had bowling pins setup in her house, but she did not own a bowling ball. I am pretty sure she wants me to perform a Gutter Jerry on her."
by Robotbutlerj March 19, 2022
Get the gutter jerrymug. Mc Jerry is one of the best boyfriend u will ever get. Also one of the best kisser. He is cute af. He is kind, lovely, handsome, has one of the best smiles, cares about u, and will love u forever
by Dj12345 December 3, 2020
Get the Mc Jerrymug. A cool guy! He is chubby but he makes it work. He is part of the LGBTQ since he was 13 years old. Usually very extroverted and tries to make many friends.
by Jerrytheperry420 February 2, 2022
Get the Jerry Arcentalesmug. 1) One who masturbates excessively; He who "jacks off,"
"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!
2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!
"chokes the chicken." Someone who "services themselves" on the daily more than an Oil Can Henry's!
2) Can also be know as a horny "Guy" who you're sure of him "rubbing one out" like its clock work and he's being paid to do it!
Peter: "Fuck!! I woke up so hungover, I just jacked off about 5 times this morning!"
Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"
Frank: " Fuck! Pulling another Jerry Jerkmans today or what?!!"
by J_Ellis December 12, 2012
Get the Jerry Jerkmansmug. A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.
Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.
by Thehammatime August 16, 2021
Get the Jerry the Hamburglarmug.