cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.

Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.

by SleezySlut December 23, 2023

Obese Cuban

A form of Cuban who has forsaken his health and those who preach of it. Usually playfully doughy and to out of shape to play in sporting events.

That kid chance is a real Obese Cuban.

by gasen pfister January 15, 2010

hot cuban doorbell

Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.

We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.

by uptheassallthetime October 26, 2015

cuban chaos

When you shit piss and cum at the same time.

Oh shit imma bout to cuban chaos

by bruh12345678901234567890123456 November 18, 2021

Mouzen Is The Word "Coma" In Cuban Vosotros

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Mouzen Is The Word "Coma" In Cuban Vosotros

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.

That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.

by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024