Donald von Shitsinpantz

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.

If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.

by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024

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Von

He is a very cute boy who will give you everything he has if you give it to him, he’s loving , caring , and will show the most love possible on this earth, if you lose him you stupid asf

I can’t believe you lost von , girl you stupid

by adore.tiff July 8, 2019

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Callivus Von Shapiro

A very smart individual, most likely conservative.

That person is quite the Callivus Von Shapiro.

by Callivus February 22, 2022

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Crackey Von Batshit

A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.

This book is full of nonsensical conpiracy theories. Who wrote it, Crackey Von Batshit?

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

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Theo Von

(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.

“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”

“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”

by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025

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