Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023

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Tanner Cook

The great and powerful Stealer of the bitch. Legendary. Iconic. Savage.

Dude hide your bitch around Tanner Cook. He will steal your main bitch and your side bitch too.

by Ralphwaldoemerosa January 2, 2018

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Tanner

Likes to fish a lot. Always has a pack of trick worms in the boat. Ugly haircut but overall a cool ass guy.

Damn would you look over there Tanner has done caught a big bass again.

by Tg 2000 June 2, 2020

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Tanner

annoying and mean to all the ladies, you may want to avoid this man. Slap him, ladies, and remember the seven B's! Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies! (not that you and Tanner will)

Tanner is an asshole to the ladies.

by TRICK OR TREAT, MOMMY! October 21, 2019

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