Muff Vision

The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).

See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”

Used in a sentence:

“Activate Muff Vision”

by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

Muff Sandwhich

Dirty vagina with puffed lips may smell like old dirty Cabbage.

Your mother has such a muff sandwhich

by Airplaneman March 30, 2012

Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

Muff ninja

To steal the woman your friend was planning on banging

I was a total muff ninja last night, sorry bro.

by Axon March 15, 2015

Bro Muffs

Any variety of the large, brightly colored, full ear head phones worn by men who could best best be described as Douche Bags. Typically worn at the gym, in tandem with cut tank tops and backward, flat billed hats.

" Did you see that meat head wearing the Bro Muffs? You think he ever washes the sweat out of those things?"

by MGJuhasz May 29, 2013

muff stain

Bodily fluid leaking from the vagina into a female's underwear causing the underwear to still show the remnants after washing.

I pulled her pants down only to find a huge muff stain on her panties. Pussy twat vagina

by 615mtrsports December 29, 2015