Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

Kiwi’s Vibrator

Kiwi’s vibrator refers to a vibrator wielded by a girl during sleep.

ouch she’s gripping me like a Kiwi’s Vibrator.

by Kiwi’sBook October 21, 2020

golden kiwi

When you urinate on someone native to New Zealand.

Toni told me she was from down under so I flipped her over and turned her into a golden kiwi.

by giannis_an34 September 26, 2022

kiwi

A smelly foot normally a boys foot. Smells sweet but disguisting at the same time. Sour or spicy. Salty or chessy. Doesn't matter what flavour, it can be a kiwi.

Girl: Ewww. Your foots a kiwi..
Boy: Yeah. I know.
Girl: mmmmm

by dustybowls March 5, 2022

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

Suck my dick Kiwi

When Kiwi says something you don't like

Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi

by speadson December 28, 2024

Kiwi Glaze

When a person (typically born in New Zealand) with female genitalia ejaculates on the chest of another person, who then rubs the ejaculate on their own chest, belly and other body parts.

Holy shit! We had the best time… we did a Kiwi Glaze and then romped.

by F. Persimmon February 27, 2023