Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

Flop fuck

When a male inserts his penis into someone's ass by belly flopping on top of them

GET FLOP FUCKED!
No balls you won't flop fuck that bitch.

by Not augie April 18, 2017

doo flop

A man with a very slouchy or droopy face.

Mr. farmer is doo flop.

by yeahboy43 November 6, 2017

flop sauce

The action of not showing up, to a pre-set meeting or event. The use of an emoticon to symbolize the action of flop saucing may also be acceptable.

Dude here we are with the flop sauce again. You sauced all over this one.

by ro.sniper June 20, 2016

fish flop

When someone passes out

Dave fish flopped in Walmart

by Hammeredexpert May 5, 2018