by raw_power April 1, 2009
Get the Dylanmug. A guy who has a red dick from being a virgin for too long and being desperate. He will go after random girls trying to get laid but will never succeed.
by RedishDick April 12, 2011
Get the Dylanmug. A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).
by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is a simp who is always on the bottom of girls and sometimes boys cause hes weird like that he has no friends and calls kids helpline just to talk to someone cause hes lonely and is super skinny and has no muscle even a 4 year old could kick his ass he got dropped by his brother
dylan is a simp
by street smart Tyrone April 28, 2020
Get the dylanmug. dylans are the most amazing people on earth. they are generally great boyfriends and amazing reliable friends. A dylan has an amazing sense of humour and can make u smile at any time. They can be also very loving and sweet. If you ever need someone to talk to you should get yourself a dylan. A dylan is the sort of guy you can always joke around with and have a good time. They're really easy to fall in love with and once you do it'll be hard to get over them. Dylans tend to have an interesting taste in music. They hate horror movies too. Dylans are very out there and just the type of person everybody needs. Get yourself a dylan!
by bingbongcandy12 May 16, 2017
Get the dylanmug. Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.
by yomama5299 October 5, 2011
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is probably the gayest straight personne you'll meet. He claims he's straight and he acts very white but his snapchat pictures with dicks in his mouth convince us other wise. Dylan is NOT a good personé deep inside. Infact he is a terrible personé. Dylan is gay and theirs not denying it . He's also going through a phase. Phase where everything turns him on, including trees, twenty four seven.
by Katietp3 February 9, 2017
Get the dylanmug.