digi dildo

The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.

Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!

Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?

by The One And Only!! February 23, 2008

Sausage dildo

Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).

I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.

by Not SeaNanners July 9, 2016

star dildo

A star dildo is a life-size replica of a porn star's penis. Cast in a mixture and hand painted by the manufacturers.

"Girl last night when we used that star dildo it felt like I was being fucked by a porn star"

by Giantrobotgrunt July 10, 2016

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019

Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.

Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!

by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016