russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
by KinkyFlower123 April 17, 2016
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Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.
My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.
by Kilbird September 23, 2017
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Dirty dildos

Used and abused dirty dildos being sold to perverts online, the smellier, dirtier and more used the better
Man, these dirty dildos taste so good, let me deep throat you and fill you holes with the others
by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 07, 2020
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Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.
Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!
by Killercoke2 August 10, 2019
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Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.
1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.
by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016
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piss dildo

Piss dildo usually consists of pissing in a condom or a mould of a penis and freeze it and then when it’s frozen you can then fuck yourself with your piss dildo.
Tamzin, had a piss dildo and fucked her ass and fanny till it melted.
by DaddyAndTheBoy July 20, 2018
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Dildo Drone

A gadget which consists of two items. One being a dildo, the other being a drone (pretty self explanatory). The dildo drone can be used for many activities such as a masturbation.
Did you see my new dildo drone that just arrived its very cool
by asusmonor June 20, 2020
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