cooked smug

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.

Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"

by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018

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cook that crook

If someone says something bad or something you disagree with you say cook that crook

Friend: I like dating 5 year old girls because they’re hot
Me: ya know what? Cook that crook

by Got slurpee November 06, 2018

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Cadbury Cook

When you are a horny little gremlin and decide to let another man fuck your girl and he gives her a cream pie. After he has finished, you go down on your girl and eat her out, while enjoying the taste of the man’s cum mixed with your girl’s juices, which resembles a Cadbury Cream Egg.

Mr. Cook let another man fuck his girl while he happily watched. After the man finished inside her, Mr. Cook went down on his girl and ate her cum filled pussy like a Cadbury Cream Egg. Therefore, this is called a Cadbury Cook.

by Zippy6969 March 15, 2023

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SG Cooks

The best cookgroup around, offering premium monitors, early links and info, in depth release guides, exclusive group buys, dedicated 24/7 support, and info on funko, art drops, and much more. All for only $30/mo

Person 1: Yo you hit on YS today?
Person 2: Naw bro I had no idea how to setup
Person 1: Damn if you were in SG Cooks you would've cooked YS

by hahahh324 April 19, 2020

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Seth Cooke

A kid that is always hovering around, doesn’t leave you alone and constantly smells like he lives in a jungle or lives with a pack of dogs. Can be friendly at most times but annoying at other times, he’s a hardcore gamer tha5 is the type of kid who plays minecraft or terraria.

“Oh hey.... it’s..... Seth Cooke.......”

by TeenPregnancy_HotPie_69 October 18, 2019

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