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Callum doherty

He is amazing in every aspect and every one who knows this boy is shy and when he is him self around his actual friends he is the nicest and funniest person you will meet YOU WILL LOVE HIM!!!!
He is such a callum doherty
by Smile to your master May 4, 2018
mugGet the Callum dohertymug.

Callum

Callum's have a massive penis and are the smartest people ever
Callum you so smart
by Luke mattww February 3, 2021
mugGet the Callummug.

Callum Drunk

Callum drunk is an extremely high level of intoxication where many people would have stopped drink before they got to it.
people who get Callum drunk tend to do many unintelligent things such as (but not limited to):

downing half a pint of Malibu
making a sex tape
attempting to jump of any and every bridge in a 3 mile radius
confessing their love for anyone called Holly
breaking up with girls because they kissed another girl
quick trips to the hospital
having a threesome
being pick up by their mum only to get dropped in the drive way
sleep on a trampoline
and most importantly pissing them self's

Someone that gets Callum drunk often does not survive past the age of 17 because they either die of alcohol poisoning, bridge jumping or their mum has finally gotten sick of them
'Hey Sean did you hear about Callum at the party last night?'
'No I wasn't there what happened?'
'He got Callum Drunk and went to hospital'
'Oh god is he okay?'
'yeah hes fine he just got up the next morning and went to the cafe'
by little pp man April 17, 2020
mugGet the Callum Drunkmug.

Callum Phin

A guy who is funny, outgoing and loved by just about everyone. Girls want him badly and people want to be around him. He is the 'party'. He is also the hardest fighter in his area.
You see the tap biy o' that scheme, he wis pyoor Callum Phin material.
by Some Biy December 12, 2011
mugGet the Callum Phinmug.

Callum

The night owl everyone loves who will cause pure destruction if you look away for a moment.
by Wolfiiish April 5, 2021
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Callum and hollie

A great couple ‘collie’ will rise! Boi if u don’t ship it u live in a bin next to mc Donald’s
Do u know who collie is? I’f u don’t its Callum and hollie
by CollieNumberOneShipper October 27, 2018
mugGet the Callum and holliemug.

Callum

he is a to-faced bitch who plays girls which is not fair to us because we get all excited because we finally have a boyfriend and then he plays you, but he always loses the game so it's fine. he might be hot and all but Yoh he is such an ass
Callum means player
by antss December 4, 2023
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