That's got COVID

When something tastes, smells or is just overall bad

Person 1: Ew, look at that!
Person 2: That's got COVID

by Twinseers March 24, 2021

Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020

Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.

Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Covid-10

The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.

On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.

Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.

by Sonny Saint April 29, 2020

Covid Hobby

A random hobby you pick up when you have covid brain.

New covid hobby gots me searching through all my change to find a penny worth 30,000 dollars.

by Debful77 October 27, 2023

Covid Hostage

When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.

How long more would Communist China hold the people in Hong Kong under Covid hostage?

by MathPlus February 9, 2022

covert COVID

The unreported and undisclosed COVID infections among individuals with the capability to temporarily remove themselves from society until fully recovered.

Hey, has anyone heard from Mary?
Yeah, it's rather strange. I haven't seen her for a couple of weeks.
It's probably just covert COVID. She'll surface soon enough.

by YAWA February 7, 2021