Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.
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Did you hear Janet got Hepatitis? Makes sense. That's what can happen when you get a spear wound run on you.
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Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
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Get the Whore-wounds mug.When you are getting a handjob, blowjob, or have sex and right when you are about to blow you stand up and shoot your load on the back of her knee. When she gets up she doesnt want it to run so she drags her one leg, when shes doing the walk of shame to the bathroom, then you yell wounded soldier…
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