Ash Wednesday
In Christian tradition, the first day of the 40-day season of Lent, which recalls the last days spent on earth by Jesus.
Ash Wednesday by Overlord Zurg March 15, 2004
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Sheffield Wednesday
..... Wendy / Wednesday Bastards / Pigs / Scum (whichever takes your fancy at the time). A poor football team and the laughing stock of Sheffield; spending the last 9 years in the shadow of Sheffield United. Pigs play at a large but crumby ground on the outskirts of Sheffield city centre (Hillsborough).
Pigs, in any response to someone who makes fun of their "MASSIVE" club, will try to come back with information about the glory days of wendy. Constantly rewinding to the 90's, when their club reached 3rd in the first tier of English football. What they won't tell you, is that they were relegated in 2000, and that they have never finished above United in the league since then. If you ever have the misfortune to visit the Pigs’ ground on a match day, you'll find it’s half empty. This is the result of most people avoiding the embarrassment of being seen there.
In the season just gone (08/09), pigs managed to pull the double over United. Apparently, this maintains their status as a “MASSIVE” club. Even though they failed to reach the championship play-offs (finishing 12th), which united did (finishing 3rd), pigs still maintain their deluded mind-set that they are “Yorkshires best club”, a title which in actual fact, is currently held by hull (sheffield united being 2nd).
Here’s how to distinguish a wednesday bastard from a united fan. You may see a mentally impaired person, wearing a pigs shirt, lingering outside a farm. This is a prime example of a wendy fan. Just open the gate and let them scurry on back in there. Alternatively, you might see a person looking at the league table and smiling. This would be a united fan, who is clearly enjoying the fact that pigs still can’t compete to the same level as united. Generally, Scum can be spotted in a museum (squeezing every last drop out of their long since gone success), in small numbers at Hillsborough or in a barn yard. Blades can be spotted at beautiful downtown bramall lane enjoying life as fans of the bigger club in Sheffield, and looking FORWARD to the likelihood of promotion.
Pigs, in any response to someone who makes fun of their "MASSIVE" club, will try to come back with information about the glory days of wendy. Constantly rewinding to the 90's, when their club reached 3rd in the first tier of English football. What they won't tell you, is that they were relegated in 2000, and that they have never finished above United in the league since then. If you ever have the misfortune to visit the Pigs’ ground on a match day, you'll find it’s half empty. This is the result of most people avoiding the embarrassment of being seen there.
In the season just gone (08/09), pigs managed to pull the double over United. Apparently, this maintains their status as a “MASSIVE” club. Even though they failed to reach the championship play-offs (finishing 12th), which united did (finishing 3rd), pigs still maintain their deluded mind-set that they are “Yorkshires best club”, a title which in actual fact, is currently held by hull (sheffield united being 2nd).
Here’s how to distinguish a wednesday bastard from a united fan. You may see a mentally impaired person, wearing a pigs shirt, lingering outside a farm. This is a prime example of a wendy fan. Just open the gate and let them scurry on back in there. Alternatively, you might see a person looking at the league table and smiling. This would be a united fan, who is clearly enjoying the fact that pigs still can’t compete to the same level as united. Generally, Scum can be spotted in a museum (squeezing every last drop out of their long since gone success), in small numbers at Hillsborough or in a barn yard. Blades can be spotted at beautiful downtown bramall lane enjoying life as fans of the bigger club in Sheffield, and looking FORWARD to the likelihood of promotion.
Blade 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Blade 2: Go on then
Blade 1: Sheffield Wednesday!!
All The Blades: Wheyyyyy Lets all laugh at Wednesday!!
Pig: our club is MASSIVE and will always be better than united
Blade: …name me one season in the last 9 years when you finished above us in the table
Pig: errrm urrrm…
Blade: Jog on you deluded little pig; we're all blades aren't we?
Blade 2: Go on then
Blade 1: Sheffield Wednesday!!
All The Blades: Wheyyyyy Lets all laugh at Wednesday!!
Pig: our club is MASSIVE and will always be better than united
Blade: …name me one season in the last 9 years when you finished above us in the table
Pig: errrm urrrm…
Blade: Jog on you deluded little pig; we're all blades aren't we?
Sheffield Wednesday by Put it this way, not a pig!! June 14, 2009
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Happy Wednesday
Happy Wednesday is the perfect day in the middle of the week where you find a random place to hang out and relax with friends and alcohol. Originated years ago at a cheeseburger restaurant where large amounts of alcohol were being consumed and when asked by the waitress "What's the occasion?" The whole table joined in and said "Happy Wednesday!" And so the random holiday was born.
Happy Wednesday by Chief Lil Meat June 2, 2010
Wild nigga wednesday
the one day a week when niggas get to act like their true, wild, blow dart blowin', hiddin' in the bush, jungle-ass, african selves.
:"I just saw a nigga shoot another nigga with a blow dart!"
:"Damn, guess it's wild nigga wednesday already."
:"Damn, guess it's wild nigga wednesday already."
Wild nigga wednesday by a wild nigga December 11, 2013
Ill Dance With My Hands Wednesday Trend
I'll basically a trend on tiktok, where people imitate the scene of Wednesday dancing in the Nevermore ball. They do while playing the song Bloody Mary, with the following lyrics: I'll dance, dance, dance, with my hands, hands, hands, above my head, head, head, like Jesus said.
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It's Wednesday
Hot waitress at Hubbard's, "So why are you guys being so quiet today?"
Bowser (as he ogles her voluptuous breasts which apparently rendered him semi-comatose), "It's Wednesday."
Hot waitress, "Oh."
Bowser (as he ogles her voluptuous breasts which apparently rendered him semi-comatose), "It's Wednesday."
Hot waitress, "Oh."
It's Wednesday by BBoE May 2, 2006