wedding sex

the act of having sex at or after a wedding when you're a guest

Girl: wow that best man is a looker. think I can score with him?
Girl 2: you can so get with him. Wedding sex is a must afterall.

by sexophile December 25, 2013

wead

pronounced wee-add
when a rich privileged white old woman gets annoying.

when Hilary Clinton has 1 too many drinks she turns into a little wead

by Th@gogodude March 12, 2019

ninja wedding

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

by Joe Morbo July 27, 2008

shotgun wedding

see stain on my shirt

-One thing to complain about

"Someone came saying I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt"

by Rane July 16, 2004

shotgun wedding

to get married on the fly, unexpectedly, spur of the moment

we headed to vegas on the spur of the moment for a shotgun wedding

by Freddieville April 25, 2008

White Wedding

When performing sex with a woman from behind, the man removes his penis from the woman and ejaculates in her hair. He then proceeds to rub his load into the woman's hair thus getting it all stuck and semi-representing rice getting stuck in the brides hair after a wedding.

I gave her a great white wedding. It was everywhere.

by R.J. Fletcher April 18, 2006

Wedding Veil

Results when a Groom cakes his new Bride's face with sperm on the wedding night.

More and more couples are abstaining from sex weeks and even months before their wedding day, some will even live separately for a couple months, this is mostly among Catholics. After months without sex, and the build-up that results, when the groom finally carries his bride accross the threashhold of the Wedding Suite, and she takes his pants down for the first time as husband and wife, he becomes so arroused by the prospect of sex that he paints her entire face with man-juice and dons her with the new WEDDING VEIL!

by SHittman May 12, 2008