Going to Walmart

Code for, "I am going to the bathroom now because I have to fart and/or poo."

Other variations include:

"Everything is on sale at Walmart," indicating diarrhea.
"I bought something bad at Walmart," indicating extra smelly poo or farts.

I just had a laxative, I will be going to Walmart soon.
Outta my way, this one's gonna stink! I'mma head to Walmart!
Hey! Stop going to Walmart in my living room!

by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022

walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.

Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"

by camera-ready August 28, 2013

Walmart Syndrome

Habitually going to Walmart and spending money on things that you don't really need: dvds, cds, video games, etc. Often times it occurs due to boredom.

"Yesterday I went to Walmart and bought a dvd for no apparent reason. I think I might have Walmart Syndrome."

by Blueboy57 October 24, 2008

Walmart Boy

Is a poor boy who has no friends. lives in a shack. stalks everyone, a redneck and a big douchbag.

that brett kid is stalking people, and is poor with no friends he such a walmart boy

by ryan bouska March 14, 2007

Walmart Wolverine

A term used toward Michigan fans. This term states that you must have gone to the school you are rooting for. This is very flawed in many ways. Reason 1: that means no one under college age is allowed to cheer on any college football team. Reason 2: College is not for everyone. For instance people in the military serving overseas with no college are not allowed to root for any one in college football. Reason 3:College cost money so not everyone can afford to go to a school like Michigan.

See that guy over there, I think I’m better then him because I’m an elitist pig. He was in the military and served his country but didn’t go to the college or the university that he is rooting for. He is a Walmart Wolverine.

by purelogic April 19, 2011

Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!

Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.

by Meow173 March 2, 2014

Walmart Hoe

A girl who has everything you need at a cheap price and is open for business 24/7

Bro your girl Trisha is such a Walmart hoe she has dude show up at her house at 3 in the morning

by Andrewcon72 August 1, 2018