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wtf bro

A brother having white temper freckles
Male: hey wtf bro can i hit that 50 joint up cuh?
other: Nah men we ain't roll that way ya her'?
Male: ay yo homies lets get dis biz astch.
Randy: yea man let jump em.
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WTF-ervescent

Adjective; When something causes you to slowly build in confusion to the level of WTF!. Starting first with a simple "What?" or "Huh?" and ending with Rage or WTF.
Man 1 & 2 see Performer 1 sing about his pants to the Final Fantasy IV theme.

Performer 1: "♫In my other pants, there's my wallet. In my other pants. . . ♫"

Man 1: "Wha. . . huh? . . . what is this?"

Performer 1: "♫ Hanging out my pants, my ball. Just one ball . . . ♫

Man 1: WTF!

Man 2: That sure was WTF-ervescent
by D-structman February 10, 2010
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WTF noob!

This is what you say when a noob uses a dumb tactic or weapon, or they say/do something dumb.
Noob: lawlz 1 g0t a hedshot!!!!!~~

Person: WTF Noob!
by duh13 June 9, 2009
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IAH, WTF?!

"Hey Steve I heard they have a penis emporium in Beijing."

"IAH, WTF?!"
by Paracetamol Boy September 28, 2006
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zomg wtf

probably the best interjection used when in a moment of suspense, surprise and other shit like that.
Person 1: Yeah, there's a raccoon stapled to a wall right here.
Person 2: ZOMG WTF!
by Person 3 December 9, 2007
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WTF pwned

Used as a response to a surprise, usually used while spectating someone else playing a video game or when there is the defeat of an opponent, often added with the wordnoob.
(Jim goes left into a room facing a door)
(In a split second, Fred busts the door open without the consent of Jim!)
(Jim's quick reflexes call for a beautiful headshot on Fred's gay ass character)

Jim: WTF PWNED! you damn noob! suck mah balls!
by Wasted256 May 25, 2006
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wtf ftw

wtf ftw stands for "what the fuck for the win".
Some users use that "word" when they are angry AND happy.
That sounds weird, and it is so too ;-)
But sometimes somebody uses that just for fun.
User Y: WoW ftw!
User X: lol...WoW ftw? xD
User Y: wtf ftw!!
User X: omg -.-"
by doenervich June 20, 2008
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