wasted and wounded

I can't believe they didn't let me onto Jackass 4, I feel so wasted and wounded.
by king_D_ February 27, 2021
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geek wound

Cuts you get on your fingers when working inside a computer.
Person 1: Dude, is that the fifth geek wound this week?

Person 2: Yeah, I tried to pull a drive bay cover off by sticking my index finger in the index-finger sized hole in it. Those stamped metal parts have razor sharp edges!
by broc119 April 25, 2010
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Wound of Compounding

The wound of compounding is the wound of an open fracture. It is a bit of a throwback to the old terminology of "compound fracture." Surgeons often refer to the wound overlying the fracture as the "wound of compounding."
The wound of compounding was closed in a carefully layered fashion.
by ohal0012 December 24, 2021
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Ass Wound

Exactly what it sounds like. a boo boo on ur ass
by cherylikesnuggets November 19, 2018
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wound shaming

when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw
Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022
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wounded tuna

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess
Him: I want fuck you so bad! Her: I can't, I have the wounded tuna right now
by jsurf October 28, 2019
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Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023
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