digest version

An abridged or compressed, concise version of something originally longer.

I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.

by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017

row versus wade

The infamous and hotly-debated controversy over shallow-water navigational methods which pitted the skiff/dinghy dealers against the hip-boot manufacturers. On the one hand, it is indeed simpler and easier to paddle ("row") a punt around the shoreline as opposed to slogging heavily ("wading") through the mud, but the boat tends to scrape bottom whenever there's anyone sitting in it. This dilemma was further exacerbated back in the mid-20th century with the advent of the notoriously-unreliable Sears&Rowback outboard motor, which often necessitated both paddling AND squish-squooshing over pebbly jagged-seashell-flecked muck to return to the dock from whence you came.

The U.S. Supreme Court was obliged to delay judgement on the "row versus wade" debate pending further developments; they promised to rule on the case once humans gained control over tidal movements.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

New International Version

see NIV

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

Fucboi (dog version)

A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.

TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!

Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).

by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021

Chromebook (the bad version)

A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.

Chromebook (the bad version)s were being handed out at the cafeteria.

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

Versailles

A small hick town in Ohio that is known for breeding ugly people with no sense of style. Comprised of around 2,000 people, the biggest event of the year is "Poultry Days."
People who live in Versailles are very old fashioned and live in their own bubble. They only date people from Versailles,marry people from Versailles, and breed ugly babies that will eventually repeat the cycle.

" Did you see that girls outfit over there with the fake ugg boots? "
"Dude, shes totally from Versailles."

by Victoria Denison February 26, 2008

rape version 2

the real definition of rape is pretty much 1 person putting his penis into someone else without permission just like trespassing...kinda. rape version 2 is when you jump out of the bush's and yell surprise or "happy birthday".

an example is when your having a surprise birthday party for your friend and then when they walk in you jump on top of him/her and yell surprise as you thrust your genitals into his/her private areas which is different than rape so thats why its called rape version 2.

by rape version 2 victim June 16, 2010