Vacation Dart

A cigarette that you smoke on vacation.

Vacation darts don't count.

Being in Greece is the best time for a vacation dart.

I don't normally smoke, but this is a vacation dart.

Mom: you smoke?

Me: No, this is just a vacation dart.

by EfKalisto13 August 6, 2025

Vacation

82% of the time drunk.

Babe, we can't do that, it's dangerous and I'm on vacation.

by honest ashley April 19, 2018

vacation dick

That dick that a girl can only take maybe once a month 100% of the time its above 11 inches so basically I big ass horse dick.

Omg Sarah that vacation dick I had last night has me walking crazy, I'll need about a month to recover from this

by Ayelmao2801 June 14, 2016

Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023

vacation dick

A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".

His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!

by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016