pecker tweet

A tweet that includes images of a penis.

Anthony Weiner sure got in trouble over that pecker tweet.

by W. T. Effman June 10, 2011

Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 08, 2024

carpet tweeting

Creating devastation in an adversary's position by directing numerous tweets towards a general target creating effects similar to carpet bombing.

Trump's carpet tweeting has his media opponents convulsing as if they had pumped strychnine directly into their veins.

by Niccolo1512 July 04, 2017

Tweet fluff

A tweet fluff is when a business leader or celebrity tweets positive news about a stock or crypto currency causing it to suddenly rise in value.

Don’t worry about the crypto crash - Daddy Musk will tweet fluff it again and it will recover all of its lost value.

by Urban_Anthropologist June 14, 2022

Tweet

A form of torture

He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.

by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025

Tweet

in light of recent events. This can now be used as a size dependent category of social-media post that does not exceed 140 characters in length when it comes to words, 4 pictures, and/or a little over 2 minutes of video. Essentially, this is quick short-form blogging or vlogging out on any social-media platform that allows for blogging or vlogging.

"I tweeted about the whole debacle"
"Oh snap, what sites?"
"Oh the usual, Instagram, Tumblr, Imgur...etc"

by WWRRD August 05, 2023

Tweet

A small furry bird, called a sparrow, who tweets. Not a moron on the internet, or you're girlfriend.

Only sparrows tweet.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019