A short stumpy guy who thinks he can get away with being a massive wad of goose fat when in reality he’s got major dandruff
by vagazzile2892 October 27, 2021

A Sapphic Turner is a sapphic that has so much power they can turn any non-man into a sapphic.
An example of a Sapphic Turner is Chloe Moriondo.
An example of a Sapphic Turner is Chloe Moriondo.
June: Omg Sammy did you hear that Chloe Moriondo is a Sapphic Turner ?
Sammy: Yeah !! they turned me into a sapphic !!!
June: NO WAY ME TOO !!
Sammy: Yeah !! they turned me into a sapphic !!!
June: NO WAY ME TOO !!
by peachesnsoftgrass August 13, 2021

by mrdrjohno December 11, 2021

by thecharacterwannie July 2, 2022

To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason
"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner
by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015

a very handsom sexy beast of a man who will destroy any one in bed he has a very big cock and nows how to listen while he fucks youre bestfreind, he alsop plays the guitar so he is very good at strumming the g string.
by gogo david March 22, 2017

by thatisfp July 22, 2023
