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titty tucker

What the above stupidasses are trying to define is titty fuck(er)...a titty tucker is a girl who tucks her breasts in to make them look smaller, as not to attract as many males.
BLOCKHEADS!!!
STUPID ASSES!!!
MORONs!!!
by Douchebag March 16, 2004
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no ticket

an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)
Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!

No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007
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Darcy Tucker

Fearless teammate and hated throughout the league by many opposing fans and players. Regardless of how much time to heal before a playoff game will always look savagely beaten before that game's end.(ref. to two black eyes in gm 1 of 2004 Stanley Cup Playoffs)
C: He just jumped into the other team's bench.
Noid: Is he trying to bite that guy? What a savage
by foug January 13, 2005
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Tucker and Taz

Two wildly homosexual morning show radio personalities on FM96 in Lovely London Ontario. These two gents ( one Ginger and one Balding self absorbed gringodick ) spin the same old mundane prepackaged rock that makes you want to take a 5/8" drill bit, insert it into a cordless drill, lock it in place, pull the trigger and jam it in your ear, and push that sucker as hard as you can into your brain until you can't hear them or Ozzy Osborne 47.638 times per day anymore.
If for some unfortunate reason you survive this mind soothing drilling excersize and can still hear the redundant so called embarrassing jokes you've heard all week, you can catch them and their same sex lovemaking live on stage at any number of summer rock festivals in the Forest City.
Walter "Hey guys, did you hear Tucker and Taz this morning on FM96?"

Most People "No, why would I want to listen to that self righteous crap?"

Walter "No, no, it was really, really funny, Taz was talking about poop again"

Most People "Oh ya poop again.........Too bad I missed it"

Walter "Yeah it's too bad you did"

Most People "I am going to hurt you....Bad"
by CheeseDumpies January 27, 2011
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E Ticket Ride

a Spectacular sexual partner.
Derived from the old payment system at Disneyland where the e-ticket rids were the fastest, most expensive and most fun.
"you are really dating Tom again tonight?"
"Yeah, Tom is one E Ticket Ride. Absolutely worth the price of admission."
by Dr. Mellow February 26, 2010
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Tucker Carlson

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.
Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.
by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006
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tucker

australian slang for food. can also refer to dinner.
1. in the outback, we had wild dingo for tucker every night.
2. gosh, i love a good tucker.
by mylifeaquatic July 23, 2008
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