Trombones

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.
by pl101 December 13, 2022
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Trombone

A brass instrument with a slide that makes the instrument longer, which alters the note you play. Like many brass instruments, there is a mouthpiece that you buzz into to produce a sound.
This one time in band camp, I fell on the field and my trombone had a huge dent in it
by PoolOfAwesome October 16, 2017
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The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.
Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"
by Uhhh name go here or something January 14, 2025
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The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020
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That trombone is dead
by Flurry58 February 25, 2019
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The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"
by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 08, 2022
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Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job
by AidenHall March 29, 2016
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