Whack Track

A "Whack Track" is a song that one listens to while pleasuring themselves (aka Masturbation).

Some people like to touch themselves in peace, but I prefer to listen to my favourite whack track, "Beethoven's Ninth".

by realrobertreed October 11, 2014

Track Squirrel

A female with zero to minimal automotive knowledge, that attends track events for attention.

I wish these track squirrels would get out of my way, I'm trying to get to the starting line.

by Boostedmama August 18, 2022

Track Lost

Ugh! We all hate Track Loss. Right, Arcaea fans? We like Track Complete, Full Recall, and especially Pure Memory. Even if you get a 69 it's a Track Lost. That is stupid.

Lizzy: I always get Track Lost on Dreamin' Attraction.
Max: Maybe you aren't doing it right.

by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

Track-Dusted

When someone walks into a room or sends a voice memo singing a specific song or tune. When the song gets stuck in your head, that person has track-dusted you. Similar to when someone farts and crop dusts you, but instead they do this with music.

Oh, man! Robert got me, he track-dusted me with "What's Love Got to Do With It" by Tina Turner. It has been stuck in my head all day.

by The Fixes October 3, 2023

8 track

1/8 ounce of marijuana.

Yo dogg, lemme get an 8 track.

by Robbie October 24, 2004

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.

That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.

by Cole Freese March 27, 2008

eight track

Low tech.
Obsolete

Bob's cellphone doesn't play MP3s. That is so eight track.

by Sal Salal December 9, 2008