totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.

by HayGurlHay. September 3, 2016

Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.

Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.

by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010

Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.

Would anyone like to smoke a tote?

by Mikedefazio January 5, 2015

TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020

penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023

totes

1. Short for Totally , total
2.Short for t0te bags

Look at my new totes, like it?
It"s totes cute!!

by hihi sky January 29, 2023

totes imba

Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.

Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.

Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..

by Nutcrust, The Real Nutcrust November 9, 2013