totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.

by HayGurlHay. September 03, 2016

Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.

Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."

by Fox dad October 23, 2020

Sven Totes

an interesting character who's livelihood rests on the "precipice of his face." A man of Scandinavian descent who refuses to carry a backpack, therefore, resorting to use a market tote. He spends many hours masquerading around the library before retiring into the fog. His favorite past-times include caressing girls' arms at the campus subway, spending the day in Starbucks reading about the Medieval ages and starring at hottie undergrads studying (all whilst distancing himself from the sideways skipper).

Girl 1: Who is that man? His look is so distinctive, I can't take my eyes off of him! What a class act!

Girl 2: He's so mysterious. He must be Sven Totes!

by totesie August 14, 2010

Tote-a-rounds

A child or children that are still young enough to be carried around; Fairly young children.

That woman has tote-a-rounds. (Two small children clinging to her )

by Decatur359 August 01, 2016

Tote

A cigarette or a small smokeable item. A blunt is to large.

Would anyone like to smoke a tote?

by Mikedefazio January 05, 2015

Totes

The easiest way to say, or type Totally.
N O T T H E H A N D B A G!

That Is Totes Your Color

by KiriBakuShipper February 11, 2020

Totes Yeet Yo

Predicate adjective used to describe something of acceptable or desired quality; synonym of 'good.'

The phrase was popularized after the Utah Department of Transportation changed multiple digital highway road signs to read, "Hey teens buckling up is totes yeet yo" as part of a safety campaign for Teen Driver Safety Week in 2019.

"Hey teens, buckling up is totes yeet yo!" -Utah Department of Transportation

by Muscatron April 10, 2024