penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023

totes

1. Short for Totally , total
2.Short for t0te bags

Look at my new totes, like it?
It"s totes cute!!

by hihi sky January 29, 2023

TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020

Totes Diabol

Totes - taken from the film 'I love you, man' meaning totally.

Diabol - Abbreviation of diabolical

To say that something is really bad, outrageous or just down right wrong.

That man's mustache is just totes diabol.

This night out has good from good to totes diabol

by Glittery Beast September 3, 2012

tote arolla

toyota corolla

you drive a tote arolla to work

by randemcarguy December 12, 2022

totes

Although this word is predominantly for time-saving methods, it is so much more than that!
'totes' is most commonly used by teenage girls but makes something seem vastly more casual.
Instead of your parents going to 'totally going to kill you' after you snuck out, now they are 'totes gonna kill you', completely changing the sentence from morbid and harrowing to light-hearted and jovial.

Im totes excited for the party!
That test was totes horendi :(

by JorgeJurgen47 May 28, 2023

Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.

Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.

by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010