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tampon junkie

A person who always is in possession of way to many tampons or feminine products. A person who always has tampon falling out of bags, purses, and pockets at awkward times. When seen at a store such as CVS or Riteaid, they will excecivley buy tamps.
Stacey: Hey i think you might have a problem with buying too much tampons.

Suzzie: No i dont! Your crazy!

Stacey: Sometimes I think your such a tampon junkie!
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Tamponed

When someone throws a used tampon at your face.
Yo, dat fool got tamponed!
by Lord Walrus Dong August 4, 2018
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Tampon whistle

When eating a girl out while on her period as you finish you pull out her tampon with your teeth and blow a large breath of air and the tampon in her face spraying her face with bloody fluids
Dude, did you just tampon whistle me?!?
by Room number 6 August 1, 2019
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Tampon Sex

Having sex with a man with a small penis while you’re on you period.
The sex was horrible!! His dick was small and i was on my period.

Damn, that’s what i call tampon sex.
by wh0re4niallh0ran June 24, 2021
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Tampon Tight

Vagina the size of a tampon, anything bigger put inside will stretch it.
by WT613 February 10, 2022
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Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina
Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night
by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014
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tampon

A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.
I love watching the tampons in the parade!
by Francheska February 6, 2007
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