Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.

While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.

by masonthekiller May 7, 2011

Toilet Art

An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing

Also see TOILET TATTOO

Go check out that toilet art Kevin just made!

by Don Juan The Flame September 9, 2009

toilet tango

when a girl pees on a toilet and spreads her legs. Simultaneously, a man pees between her legs. The goal is to cross the streams.

Sarah and I did a toilet tango. It was suprisingly easy.

by joseblanc0 January 29, 2015

toilet scab

a hard piece of fecal matter that adheres on the side of the toilet.

"No matter how hard you piss on that toilet scab it never disappears"

poop staincrapdo doshitfecal

by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

toilet yoga

The contortions that one performs to get a turd out.

Mary-Jane: Dude, I just dropped the biggest log! Peter: I'll bet you had to do some grandmaster-level toilet yoga to get that monster out of your bunghole!

by Phoetus January 20, 2008

Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.

Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Toilet Lining

Placing a few sheets of toilet paper in the water before you Number 2 just to minimize splash back.

Person 1- Man, I hate dropping a deuce because every time I do, I get that nasty splash back!
Person 2- Well, I invented Toilet Lining for that reason. MLIA.

by MLIAuser November 27, 2009