Toaster Mage

Lazy bastard the is over controling. Want u to do what every that he/she tells u to do.

ToasterMage: because I make everyone
ToasterMage: you are no exeption
TheMysticOneGoha: unless i don
TheMysticOneGoha: don't do it
ToasterMage: but you will
TheMysticOneGoha: how will u make me
ToasterMage: ...very carefuly
TheMysticOneGoha: try me

by MystiK Blu January 17, 2005

Toaster Mage

Otherwise known as the "sarcastic slacker", meeting a Toaster Mage is said to aggrivate newbies beyond all belief.

"be a piest"

"be a piest"

"be a piest"

by Robobob January 25, 2005

Dick Toaster

When you put your dick in a toaster then put it in a body of water for pleasure

Mmmm time for the best Dick toaster I’ve ever had

by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019

pussy toaster

Slang term for "Tanning salon"

"Is the she in the pussy toaster again?" - "Yeh, same as every Friday."

by Toast of the Town February 16, 2017

Toaster slut

The kinda person that will get dirty with you for small house hold appliances . Like a truck slut in looseness of virtue but the toaster slut at least gets paid

As over heard at the piggly wiggly: damn she is fine. I wonder what that toaster slut would do for a four slice

by therealdealholyfield December 25, 2019

toaster toucher

internet term for people sexually attracted to robots or other machines, both fictional robots and actual sex-bots. a more crass term would be "toaster fucker"

man the Ultrakill community's got it's fair share of toaster touchers doesn't it?

by pepperdank January 29, 2021

Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

by NautilusBbx1873 September 12, 2022