A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 27, 2019
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by Tommyc November 13, 2021
I pulled a Toad River Sambo because no one thought I would be capable of being an incredulous, psychotic douche bag.
by tumblebeerumble April 02, 2022
When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
by Hugh Jardón October 30, 2018
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
by suckmah October 28, 2020
by hawaiianginger March 04, 2011