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Asshole Fairies

A fairy whom if let out of his/her jar will proceed to put splinters in the nearest suitors asshole.

Avoid letting them out of their jar to prevent weeks of painful sitting and pretty much any kind of movement whatsoever.
Josh broke my jar of asshole fairies and my asshole had splinters for weeks so i whooped that niggas ass!
by YourBoobJob March 11, 2011
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stocking fairy

A fairy that steals socks from the dryer.
Darn it! The stocking fairy took my socks again!
by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009
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pick fairy

The Pick Fairy is a fairy that steals your guitar/bass picks whenever you're not watching.
You: Where did all of my picks go? I had like 100 of them yesterday!
Me: It's the pick fairy man, always stealing your shit
by EnsiGeetard June 1, 2010
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fairy bug

1. A fairy of some kind
2. A friendly nickname for a homosexual person, particularly males. Not meant to be insulting.
You're such a cute little fairy bug!
by Kym February 8, 2005
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Tusk Fairy

A Large Ginger sweat monster with her front teeth missing.Usually of little importance in the office but has pulled the conclusion out of her arse that she is in charge of the company.
Man i just walked into work an OMG the tusk fairy nearly got me!
by Dream God May 12, 2009
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rose fairy

The menstrual period women are forced to suffer through each month.
My visit from the rose fairy happened a little late this month.
by Populace August 30, 2005
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Tooth Fairy

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"
by John W Booth April 8, 2010
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