chris

a cheating bastard.Who lies and makes up stories to look better
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Chris

That one homie looking extra submissive and breedable with his massive man boobs and ingrown cock
I wanna fuck that blob of jelly Chris.
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Chris

A red-faced, little lying bastard who loves to treat people like shit, and who also needs to get out of people's lives and find one of his own!!
by Melanie Diane Walters June 11, 2005
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Chris

Just horrible. He fails more than anybody. He tries to fit in, but he just cant manage to stop failing.
Dude, that guy's name must be Chris.
by Ssgoku_012 January 16, 2009
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Chris

known for having a huge mustache on his face.
He should shave his chris.

His Chris is looking bushy.
by C.J. Malczyk March 02, 2010
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Chris

a man small in stature and thin to the bones but looks like jesus in a toga, while maintaining a resemblance of tom cruise at all times....

Also known as having hobbit monkey toes that throw poop....

has no feeling in his testicles..or ankles
Where's your Chris???

It's 8:05 do you know where your Chris is???
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Chris

An extremely moody person. Who loves to start drama, and cry in the rain. Usually can be caught listening to music very loudly. (mostly screamo) Can be annoying at times. Can't fight at all, makes little girls handle his problems. Sadly he's semi attractive.
Chris
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