thomas jefferson middle school

-A middle school located in Fair Lawn.
-Home of the two younger Maggio's, the youngest Strayer, the high school basketball coach's daughter, miss "princess" jersey, and one of the renound Guerreri brothers, but he no longer attends. Just glad to have his famousness to spice up this definition.
-Also home to the most loved art teacher in all the town. (we love w______)
-Where just about every guy you'll meet does either dip--or the newest trend, smoking cigars. Wow, you must be pretty B.A. to do that.
-Where the word syke is overly used.
-Where everyone seems to think they're black, even when they're the whitest of the white.
-Where "get some" seems to be the new catchphrase, and nude pictures fly around.

Bob: Yo, homie. You get some from that Magg girl last night?

Fred: Syke! I was too busy having a dip.

Bob: Ah shit, yo. Did you see that picture that soccer chick with the thighs sent?

Fred: Yea! She was HAIRY. Let's go out and have a smoke.

Bob: Aight, but we best make it quick. Don't forget we gotta go to school tomorrow.

Fred: Yea, home of that girl's song about the wonderful Thomas Jefferson Middle School.

Bob: Syke!

by xoMYsTeRYox May 30, 2008

Thomas

Thomas is a person who will always be there for you. He is the best guy you will ever meet. He will listen to you. He is good at everything and is very, very smart. He is also a very sweet guy. If you ever have a Thomas in your life, never, ever let him go.

Thomas M. G, I love you so much and I will never let you go.

by hb1316 November 28, 2018

Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes

"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"

by softieheadon on insta June 29, 2020

thousand julys

a good feeling.
often one that is bittersweet
(in refference to the song 1000 Julys by Third Eye Blind from there CD Blue )

"when you let me in its like a thousand julys

by Will Tanner (solacemarine) November 10, 2005

Thomas

The baddest bitch alive! You tell him to take his pants off? He kisses you! He’s so sexy when he says Bask Digalef! Everyone wants to fuck him.

Ceely: Bro yesterday I was walking down the street and I genuinely jizzed my pants when I saw this guy.

Bariel: It was probably Thomas.

Mordify: Did i hear Thomas?

by meloelo November 11, 2018

Multi-Thousandaire

One who consistantly carries a cash balance of over $3,000, to a maximum of $99,999. The key word is 'consistantly'. (Equity and investments are not included.)

Originated by Nyte in Orange County California in 2004.

I always have about ten-thousand in the bank. I'm a Multi-Thousandaire.

I'm rich as feez.

by Nyte February 24, 2006

Thousand Oaks

Thousand Oaks is an extremely boring bedroom community roughly 50 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Once a nice town with a western feel. Great place if you are a rich Republican or a mindless soccer mom. Nearly all the cool parks and nature are gone. Wildwood Park now smells like a sewer. Ventura County Sheriff harass teenagers on nearly an hourly basis.

The odd thing is that it was a really cool place when i was a kid.

"Thousand Oaks is boring"

by Bill Fremonti October 13, 2007