I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.
by Dave wansted December 10, 2016
Get the blizzard position mug.When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter
GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
So what are you doing for your honeymoon?
We plan on GoKarting...
Wanna race?
Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?
( couples GoKart together)
Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting
Rally car racing is the group version
Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action
AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
Get the GoKart Position mug.boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
Get the fecal position mug.When you fill all of a girls holes so he is no longer ‘holy’ e.g. you fill her pussy, arse, nose, ears and mouth with your penis, fingers and toes.
“Hey I devil positioned that girl last night”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”
“No way man, what did you put in her arse?”
“My big toe”
by Pea_Jay June 14, 2019
Get the Devil Position mug.A sexual position involving two men where each simultaneously penetrates the asshole of the other man with their penis.
Similar to the 69 position, there is mutual stimulation between the two individuals. However, unlike the 69 position, where stimulation primarily derives from the partner's hands or insertion of the penis into the partner's mouth, stimulation in the Pisces Position is derived through anal penetration of the partner.
This position is most commonly achieved "vertically." The first individual, starting on his on his back, pulls his feet or ankles towards his head, spreading his buttocks and asshole. The second individual then stands over the first, facing away from the first individual's head. They then begin to lower themselves towards the first individual, aiming their erect penis towards the first's asshole. As the second individual gets closer, the first also angles their penis towards their partner's asshole. As the second helps to stabilize the first, the two then simultaneously or sequentially insert their erect penis into their partner's asshole.
Vertical insertion benefits from gravity as the two are able to begin thrusting back and forth, but the position can also be achieved horizontally.
Similar to the 69 position, there is mutual stimulation between the two individuals. However, unlike the 69 position, where stimulation primarily derives from the partner's hands or insertion of the penis into the partner's mouth, stimulation in the Pisces Position is derived through anal penetration of the partner.
This position is most commonly achieved "vertically." The first individual, starting on his on his back, pulls his feet or ankles towards his head, spreading his buttocks and asshole. The second individual then stands over the first, facing away from the first individual's head. They then begin to lower themselves towards the first individual, aiming their erect penis towards the first's asshole. As the second individual gets closer, the first also angles their penis towards their partner's asshole. As the second helps to stabilize the first, the two then simultaneously or sequentially insert their erect penis into their partner's asshole.
Vertical insertion benefits from gravity as the two are able to begin thrusting back and forth, but the position can also be achieved horizontally.
Ben first looked down at his partner's gaping asshole, then over his shoulder into his partner's eyes, a smile breaking over his face as the two were perfectly lined up to simultaneously penetrate each other in the Pisces position.
by nebbishatudub September 24, 2019
Get the Pisces position mug.A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.
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