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Tromboner

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.
"hey, I heard Edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"
by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020
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Trombone Job

Whilst sucking on the erect penis of the male origin, stoke your fingers from the front of the taint across the testes.
In the middle of an ikea, during a band concert she gave me a trombone job
by AidenHall July 4, 2016
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Trombone

Look at Trombone Shorty, isn't he the coolest person ever? Well that is all trombonists. The instrument is so heavenly but at the same time so intense. It is great in jazz, marching bands, concert bands etc. I know you trumpet players are so jealous that we have a slide and you have those cute pistons.
by TromboneFatty November 6, 2017
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sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.
As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.
by goon451 November 18, 2020
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Trombones

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.
by pl101 December 12, 2022
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Trombone

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"
by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022
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Golden Trombone

Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.

×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019
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