flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

Tromboner

When a musical gay guy that plays a trombone has a crush on Sam Smith and they get a boner

Adam did you see Sam Smith at the Grammy Awards. Yeah man I got a real tromboner.

by Ohhh yaaaaa shrecky-pie ;P February 5, 2019

reverse rusty trombone

The act of a trombone being blown by a rusty man
AKA a nigga playing the saxo

Wow, that reverse rusty trombone is the new John Coltrane

by Mondan April 21, 2015

Trombone

A sexual act where you bend a dude over, eat his ass and wank him off at the same time like you're playing a trombone

I tromboned this guy in a gas station bathroom

by Brafricaon July 14, 2019

Tromboner

The scientific word for a trombone

James: “Hey did you hear that Sam started playing trombone?”

Keith: “It’s actually called a tromboner”

by jewphonium October 12, 2022

tromboner

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.

well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.

guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah

by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018

trombone

probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.

trombone man: i play the trombone.

every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.

by afr1dge March 9, 2023