Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.
*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? ๐Ÿ˜ก
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! ๐Ÿคฌ HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? ๐Ÿฅบ if you donโ€™t want to thats alright ๐Ÿ˜‡โ˜บ๏ธ
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!๐Ÿ˜
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice ๐Ÿ˜‡
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a โ€œ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT โ€
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ
Sephora kid: ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜‡
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
by divine ๐Ÿค  July 15, 2024
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john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley
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gary stanley

He's a really lit guy he's very smart and he likes piรฑa Colada's and tends to marry a Linda Marie
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Stanley Roper

Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P
After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.

Cum and knock on her door,

take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.

I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
by Seven fifty April 02, 2023
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stanley cup

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!

person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
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Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.
by Pialinist January 25, 2024
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