An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.
*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? ๐ก
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?
Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*
Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! ๐คฌ HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH ๐
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? ๐ฅบ if you donโt want to thats alright ๐โบ๏ธ
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!๐
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice ๐
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a โ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT โ
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL ๐คฌ๐คฌ
Sephora kid: ๐ผ๐
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy ๐๐๐
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? ๐ก
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?
Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*
Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! ๐คฌ HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH ๐
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? ๐ฅบ if you donโt want to thats alright ๐โบ๏ธ
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!๐
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice ๐
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a โ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT โ
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL ๐คฌ๐คฌ
Sephora kid: ๐ผ๐
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy ๐๐๐
by divine ๐ค July 15, 2024
a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes
yes who else
oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 March 17, 2016
Gary Stanley is cool
by John cena 101 December 28, 2016
Pornographic facial money shot that is rope like. Then the girl may look right into the camera with her mouth open:P
After marking her with the Stanley Roper, I sang that swingin semen theme song.
Cum and knock on her door,
take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.
I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
Cum and knock on her door,
take a sip of this spew,
a lovable space for loads,
for your face and throat,
threes company too.
I drained my balls,
In a menage a trois for you,
Or a three way rendezvous,
Threes company too.
by Seven fifty April 02, 2023
by biggman1990998888 November 24, 2022
person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!
person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024
A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.
by Pialinist January 25, 2024